if every mistake you’ve made was written in a book, would you read it?
Mine would be a 5 book trilogy with books as big as Harry Potter
””“5 book trilogy”“”“
Kate Middleton’s reaction to beating Prince William in a sailing race in New Zealand.
me: YAAAAS BITCH SNATCH MY SOUL WITH THESE VOCALS!!!!!!
Simon Cowell: I wasn’t feeling it…you lost control the whole time….absolutely horrifying.
me: yeah girl that was dry as hell #try again
when something is stuck in your eye in public
wow im just going to leave this here
as soon as i heard her line “pussy put his ass to sleep now he callin me NyQuil” i knew i was listening to Art
I hope I’m one of those kids that just magically becomes hot after they leave high school