fyspringfield:

This.

hotcheetoprincess:

I laugh every time

smokingjointswithmileycyrus:

relationship goal: a relationship

fasterfood:

getting a crush on someone

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finding out they are already dating someone else

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acid-bubble-gum:

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my-flourish-and-blotts:

Hears a Joke: *laughs hysterically*.

Hears a Historical joke: *laughs historically*.

Anonymous asked: Tips for hanging out with some good looking boys???

productofsweden:

they’re probably really boring so make sure your phones fully charged

I don’t believe in love at first sight but I do believe in seeing someone from across the room and knowing instantly that they’re going to matter to you. —Ryan O’Connell (via missmegrose)

vitalizinq:

The human body has 7 trillion nerves and some people manage to get on every single fucking one of them

tacobelligerent:

I STEPPED ON A FUCKING LEAF AND AT THE SAME TIME SOME KID SCREAMED I THOUGHT IT WAS THE FUCKIN LEAF OMG

littlefreeman:

Fact: 17% of all shark attacks are actually hedgehogs pretending to be said sharks.